Some time ago, we began soliciting (unofficial) name suggestions for 225 South Sixth, formerly US Bankcorp Center. (You know, the one with the metallic-blue hue and half-circle crown, the one that looks like the Stanley Cup. Kind of.) Our reason: "225 South Sixth"-despite containing a dash of alliteration-is an awkward, bland, and all-around generic moniker.

Readers responded and poured in mounds of suggestions: some good, some bad, some just plain mean. ("The Michele Bachmann Memorial Ashtray?!" C'mon, people! Show the representative some respect!) Here are the best submissions.